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Slvrchair
i found on other forum, thought share it with you guys since it cracked me up .... biggrin.gif LOL

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hahahahaha.....


DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME, DEFINTELY NOT WHILE TAKING AN EXAM!! laugh.gif
hijaulaut_08
hahaha. at first i dont understand your post.but now i understand after read it several times...heheh.
hampeh
im not good at math but not this bad. .. XD
abedahmatusin
Hahaha goddd... i laughed for 5 minutes straight !!! And im still laughing typing this.

Snapped the post and have it on lcd wallboard here at my workplace and people laugh so hard gasping for air !! I think i just cramped my tummy. Hilarious !

Thanks a bunch Slvrchair laugh.gif
Slvrchair
hahaha glad you like it....


p/s: laughter the best medicine
thalz142
QUOTE(Slvrchair @ Feb 28 2007, 06:55 PM) [snapback]431736[/snapback]
hahaha glad you like it....
p/s: laughter the best medicine



ill doing something like that if im really dunno how to do and sleep in class+some footnote blush.gif ..hahaha
Sultan ultimatezezs-SE
Math is fun..?Huh I dont think so..but I'm laughing now!!. laugh.gif
fibix_014
that's some tips to provoke your lecturer tongue.gif
Hmir
You try it and you'll see what you get from your teacher..
kasyfi
QUOTE(Slvrchair @ Feb 28 2007, 06:02 PM) [snapback]431683[/snapback]
i found on other forum, thought share it with you guys since it cracked me up .... biggrin.gif LOL

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(had/limit)


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hahahahaha.....
DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME, DEFINTELY NOT WHILE TAKING AN EXAM!! laugh.gif



hahahha..that Peter is a genius...
what a hilarious post!

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001x0
'very funny, Peter' <- his teacher too... tongue.gif
Slvrchair
my friends email me this...hahahaha...just another joke ok guys remember that? dont provoke your teacher with this...hehe wink.gif







...again....hahahaha...what are they thinking?

p/s: i got 2 or 3 more pic but i rather not put it here..not suitable for children and youngsters. biggrin.gif
Hmir
Hilarious!!Maybe you can pin up more...Love it!Love the jokes.
Batista
lmao at the 3rd pic..
Slvrchair
hehe no offense ok?it just a joke...



hahahaha this guy i think just happen to get "dead-end" answer i guess



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kasyfi
QUOTE(Slvrchair @ Mar 2 2007, 04:18 AM) [snapback]433035[/snapback]
hehe no offense ok?it just a joke...



hahahaha this guy i think just happen to get "dead-end" answer i guess

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yo, good joke,, but I disagree with the first one..
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hahaha
Slvrchair
it just a joke....and i know girl/woman isnt that evil you know hehehehe biggrin.gif perhaps u might wanna share some non-evil equation of a woman...perhaps more funny then this one...




p/s: god's creation far too beautiful........
PinguSpy
how about this? old joke but funny..

QUOTE
Reforming the teaching system is a subject of constant controversy. A group
of high-level highly-qualified teachers studied this problem, and specially
a question that was worrying the large majority of future students (well...,
er... their parents): The evolution of a mathematical problem.
You can feel the problem through this comparison:


Teaching in the 60's:

A farmer sells a a bag of potatoes for $100. Production costs used 4/5
of the sales price. What was his profit?


Traditional teaching in the 70's:

A farmer sells a bag of potatoes for $100. Production costs used 4/5
of sales price, that is, $80. How much was his profit?


Modern teaching in the 70's:

A farmer exchanges a set "P" of potatoes for a set "M" of money. The
order of the set "M" is 100 and each element is worth $1. Make a draw
of 100 dots representing the elements of the set "M". The set "C" of the
production costs has 20 dots less than the set "M", so answer now the next
question: What is the order of the set "B" of profits? (draw its elements
in red).


New teaching system of the 80's:

A farmer sells a bag of potatoes for $100. Since the production costs
were $80, the profit was $20.
Now, underline the words "potatoes" and discuss it with your class
neighbour.


Reformed system of the 80's


A privileaged Kapitalist steels injustly $20 over a beg of patatous
analize the text and find out gramatik. ortografy and ponctuation erros and
say something about dis process of getting reach.


Computer Aided Instruction in the 90's:

A sells engineer of an agriculture facility consults the Agro-BBS
which he accesses through a PS/2 running OS/2 (50Mb hard disk, 4Mb 80 ns RAM,
25 MHz 80386) to find out the current day's price of potatoes. He introduces
the value in his spreadsheet program, analyses linear regression tendencies
in his FARMMANAGER expert system, and after seeing the results in his new
VGA-compatible multisync monitor, and saving the results in the disk (not
forgeting to backup it) he outputs the result to a color laser printer (using
Post Script).
Make a drawing with your mouse of the 3-D integrated contour of a bag
of potatoes. Next, log in the Agro-BBS and follow the instructions of the
menu. blink.gif


Teaching in 2000's

What's a farmer?

Cik_Wawa
QUOTE(Slvrchair @ Mar 2 2007, 12:15 PM) [snapback]433236[/snapback]
it just a joke....and i know girl/woman isnt that evil you know hehehehe biggrin.gif perhaps u might wanna share some non-evil equation of a woman...perhaps more funny then this one...
p/s: god's creation far too beautiful........


just want to share this one


ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employe e = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW YOU CAN HANDLE

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Slvrchair
laugh.gif hahaha Cik Wawa that is pretty good collection you have there....nice one

p/s: keep posting your favourite medicine.... (still smiling haha)
FUNDman
HOHOHO


QUOTE(FUNDman @ Apr 2 2007, 05:53 PM) [snapback]461415[/snapback]
HOHOHO



HMMM
Hafeezee07
Calculus, and Algebra is fun
misstersya
haha..that's funny..For me,math is easy..smile.gif..
ashaf
HAHAHA.math is a wonderful thing. happy.gif
NaNaisH
Math is undescribeable... love math!!...love calculus!! tongue.gif~!~
diz funny math make me relax..but the real "math" huh... likes o.d.e n etc juz me damn sick!! No relax time anymore..
P Untuk Pendeta
some i've seen on other boards. but still. never failed to give a laugh out of them. i bet even Einstein didn't figure these "formulas".

ruflz.
miss_dot
ahahahah biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
it's really funny Slvrchair..
keep it up.. =)
dheadz
QUOTE(Sinful @ Jun 28 2007, 04:45 PM) [snapback]516131[/snapback]
some i've seen on other boards. but still. never failed to give a laugh out of them. i bet even Einstein didn't figure these "formulas".

ruflz.

yeah, me too... I've seen those pictures in other forums.
but I'm still enjoying myself, loughing seeing them.

math is a wonderful subject. you can try to do the same 'method' when you can't figured out the answer.
maybe' the examiner will give some marks for that. laugh.gif
are-zyme
hahahahaha......
so, funny......
so, joke.......

but it's juz for math, if add math ....... u will die after try to study it!!!! wacko.gif
hairulfadly
add math is very easylah as you know .hehe
MRS Daisy
QUOTE(Slvrchair @ Feb 28 2007, 06:02 PM) [snapback]431683[/snapback]
i found on other forum, thought share it with you guys since it cracked me up .... biggrin.gif LOL

(Kembangkan persamaan)


(had/limit)


(sudut)

(sudut 2)

hahahahaha.....
DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME, DEFINTELY NOT WHILE TAKING AN EXAM!! laugh.gif

i'm also not very good in math but i'm not like peter....huhu
funny!!!
BdkPoli
I think that peter is trying to be crative XD
Better then nothing... XD
kecibung
This things normally happened when students do not know how to answer. They will try to write something, as long as the teacher will look into it. Maybe the teacher/examiner will be so kind and give some marks for that. Who knows...

I've done that before. smile.gif
geniousboy
i've seen it too before..someone forwarded email to me..i really sympathized these student..but i still couldn't stop laughing seeing their answers..it's irresistible!!!huhu..but seriously, do you guys ever wonder what's exactly in their mind during this exam?i appreciated their effort to answer..but i think, if they really didn't know the answers, it's better to leave it blank rather than filling the gap with those 'creative' answers..
am_eniey
MATH IS A JOKE
Paralys3r
i did this kind of joke in my 97 spm - history paper.. and got 8 for it! dunno why i hate history sooo much.
takatoo
cikgu aku ajar dulu

-HaiBaRa ai-
Beauty of Math!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111


------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
987654321 x 9 - 1 = 8888888888
9876543210 x 9 - 2 = 88888888888
Slvrchair
Socrates
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.







Anonymous
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.







Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?







Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.







Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."





Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."





James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."





Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.







Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...







Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.





Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.





Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.





Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."









Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."




Hahahahahahahah laugh.gif
Anep03
i'm bad at math but it ok.. i can learn it.. butt!!! its to hard 4 me... can someone help.. sleep.gif
crazy_labelle
i hate math more than i hate anything in the world....
huk... huk... my math subject is surprisingly constant with D+ gred....
momoe _myb
math is an art form 2 me, my passion.
cewahhh laugh.gif
aXXo
QUOTE(crazy_labelle @ Apr 10 2008, 04:49 PM) *
i hate math more than i hate anything in the world....
huk... huk... my math subject is surprisingly constant with D+ gred....



emm u r so lucky than me..i never got more than F- for my math laugh.gif

by reading this topic post, i saw many of u are so into math, i have a simples equation for u all...i bet u all can answer it as if..........?!

3n + 3r = 4k
u + 2o = 135
2m + 10d = 3c
5a + 4m = 23b
3r - m = 3u
3k - 4i = 2i
3n - 3o = c
o - c = 4d
8i + 9r = 9n
10m + 7d = 3n
4d + 4e = 6b
4y - 6u = 2m
6b + 3c = 14m

d+a+e+4n+y+c+2u+r+o+m=?


so do u all have the answer?...huh!...what!...confuse! laugh.gif
aXXo
QUOTE(iFFa =P @ Jan 18 2008, 01:04 AM) *
Beauty of Math!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111


------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
987654321 x 9 - 1 = 8888888888
9876543210 x 9 - 2 = 88888888888


actually klu ikut system math programing c/c++ etc jawapan adalah tidak sama..priority 1st..klu tak letak ( ) jawapan berlainan dari yg ditunjukkan hoho
crazy_labelle
QUOTE
emm u r so lucky than me..i never got more than F- for my math


hahahaha... u're my idol now n forever... laugh.gif

ihsan94
i'll sick with this..lol =.='
Azie Aril
hahaha... this is really fun... where did you get these math material from?
wellyou
first time i open this thread and wat i found...

a very funny jokes..hahahahaha..

i hate math...
but love their jokes...
hehehe.. laugh.gif
aidan
i love math
lekiu05
QUOTE(aXXo @ Apr 11 2008, 11:19 AM) *
emm u r so lucky than me..i never got more than F- for my math laugh.gif

by reading this topic post, i saw many of u are so into math, i have a simples equation for u all...i bet u all can answer it as if..........?!

3n + 3r = 4k
u + 2o = 135
2m + 10d = 3c
5a + 4m = 23b
3r - m = 3u
3k - 4i = 2i
3n - 3o = c
o - c = 4d
8i + 9r = 9n
10m + 7d = 3n
4d + 4e = 6b
4y - 6u = 2m
6b + 3c = 14m

d+a+e+4n+y+c+2u+r+o+m=?


so do u all have the answer?...huh!...what!...confuse! laugh.gif


erk.... what is this? I do't understand it at all..
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