yep! be off-topic then you ARE on-topic...pretty simple, eh? ..
so guys and gentle-ladies, put off your tin-foil hats and lets grumble...

err...how to begin?...
I guess replying to off-topic post from should-be-on-topic thread would be a great kick-off ...


i'm not sure...2 more days 'smelling' him(hey, I finally figured out his gender ) I'll end up in a mental institution...
if not, you could hear me brag "been there..done that..it's in my resume" ...

//improving our English while staying off-topic...how convenience ...

Giving Away 20 points. PM me for details.

whoa!....you're really great at derailing a thread...i should learn something from you ...
kudos for that ...

Why such topics like this can exist? Whether this topic open only to chat or just only flooded with offtopic discussion you want adding your post? Me sure that you would open this topic only to do spam, but I like this topic is because at least it can strengthen my English. Usually, if forumer open such discussion like this surely will be erased by moderator. So,..could we continue this topic? I have no ideas but me said because my daring. Hehehe

haha... i think what he wanted to do is to open a thread
where he can answers all the not-so-related-post in threads
especially flooded in the how to improve your english thread... hek3....

so, is dis what we call spamming??
hm... who cares, as long as it can make english more interesting...
sometimes, off topic post or topic can be quite a catch...
of cos, no spesification topic, no scope,
and every1 is feeling freee to post bout anything here...

@Sultan ultimatez:
you wanna know why?..i tell yiu somethin' classified..it's gonna be a never ending story so don't hold your breath

once upon a time, there was a happy thread...and out came 2 antagonists namely crazy_labelle and megumi (not real names) from the wilderness...with their unstopable evil force fueled with sense of humour, no one can stop them from derailing every post in that helpless thread...when hope was fading away, one man must slay the dragon and carve its scale into a pendant and hang its head...errr wait..there's no dragon actually...
anyway, a kind-hearted man, betik(real name) had barely managed to overpower them...he grabbed them by their neck, throwed them into the air, split the earth into two and smashed them into the abyss..

...and the thread lives happily ever after...THE END...oohh..and the dragon too... -THE REAL END-

ok, you can wake up now...and wipe your "wasted-saliva" for your own sake ..
//in case you can't get my twisted points, this thread is to improve our written EWnglish practically..lets practice our spammi*cough cough* English here...no topic whatsoever...just spa*cough* English..

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@crazy_labelle:
oopss!!..I didn't noticed you were here...you..err..didn't heard ..erm..the story, right?...
uiks..you did?..errr..it's the other crazy_labelle(not real name) I was referring to just now......
you know what..i need to use the men's room...later aligator..

phew!...*catch the sweat out of my forehead and walk away scot free*

I will talk like monkey lover

// what a nonsense lol..

huhu... betik... wat do u call me just now???
ok... from now on.... i'll never make a cup of coffee 4u... ever...

haha... but nice story anyway...
hm... since wen, u're interested on reading a fairy tales book...
or shud i say, anything that more den 3-pages materials....
hmm... u're feminine side is outshine right not...
soon, maybe we'll go shopping for shoes and make-up together... haha...

sense no lol what?...
if there's any sense in this world like "laughter is the best medicine" mumbo de jumbo, why don't they hire clowns and comedians instead of doctors which the only joke they good at is in their hedious 'chicken-scratched' blurry handwritings?...
see?...so be senseless, mate..haha ..

yeah right...like you ever made one for me before...sheesh..

hey...don't make fun of my Yin-o-side, you Yang junky ..
y'know, when my Yin hormone kicks in, I'll start thinking what colour should i choose for my shoe laces to match up with my drawer handle..is that normal?...

without question and beyond doubt,you r definitely not normal mate!
agagaga

did you know what happened to the little purple gnome before he went missing?...
i put a little bullet inside his little head just after he 'gwambled' something about me being abnormal...
can't promise it ain't gonna happen to you, mate ...

omg u r cereal(or is it serial?) killer too!
okay2, cant think any sentence more to keep out of topic..my vocab is 11 years old kids

keep up the good post!

wat??? u are afraid of betik....
haha... don't believe in wif his evil-seahorse-hunter words...
actually, he's a nice person... with a clean heart, and house, and most importantly CLEAN TOILET
(ok betik , wers my mcd??? )

vocab words etc.... who cares.... as long as u can keep spa*cough*ing
learn to write more... learn to love english.... and learn to love sea horse... hek3...

who told you that?...no cereal ever escape to spill my beans ..

there's no topic for you to be off-topic...all in all, every single post here is off-topic...

young lady...you should've known i'm not cleaning my pump-gun for nothin'...you better check your lucky star again tonight ..

it's in my clean squeaky toilet...i can't remember if it'd been flushed away or not ...

//ahh!..another daunting sultry day...how soothing..ohoho

When I think some time, me get experience about something as a large block of rock had befallen over to my head. When I think about this topic increasingly... It seem like I was rise my headache level hehehe.
I also want to say this...
Sounded as not a normal conversation, whether this discussion hinted or issue expression of styling conversation in English between users? I unable specify whether I want decide to keen just to joining you all or otherwise. What I'm telling this not about right or wrong?. Anyone want to help me catch this learning?

huhu... what make u think die is a muet-speaking-test-thread... haha...
there's just one thing u shud remember...
all of us here is equally as u, in term of using english language...

so, don't be too serious... just rilex....
n der u go... you've got so many idea's right now, right... huhu...
hm... talk bout something that u like most...

for example, my past time favourite is to bullying betik...
"betik, clean up my room now!!!! after that, cook for my lunch, and finished up my homework too...."
look... i just type dis in a second... hek3....

Yes, but don't say me very seriousla,,,, but I start understand hereby of "betik"!. When I see his name,, that mean I consider to try bullying him also. For nowI want to start this learning with "empty talk" <== how to mention this word in when using English? ..with full styling and full adaptation when using English so I over quick to understand it as I can.
Oh ye.. muet?.. as those you have seen, how many university students got stammer because of this hehehe, for me its totally different.. So, this topic so perfect to the people who want to grind their tongue to talk more better.
Best..but .."betik" hhehe why his named like that....who made that fault.... the others to select "papaya" is much better..

Sorry betik just for laugh, isn't any mean or insulting you...

betik oO betik.... someone is insulting u're name...
huhu... lets take this as a revenge...
futhermore, it has been a while since the last time i beat up people... hok3...

hm... never questioned his name... it is strictly private and confidential...
but one thing for sure... he is as unique as his name... (and abnormal too... lalalala...)

2 beasts..one is goat and one is kambing...none will 'outsmell' the other ...
i can't help if you read between my lines and found nothing...i like my silly arguement stood as it was..haha

ok..seriously, 'betik' is just my pseudonym...nothing more nothing less...
am i rolling my eyes?..i hope not...huhu

nah! i'm less than likely to get offended...

whoa! hold your horse, cowgal..i'm a peace loving tree-hugger guy you know...
come hug these trees with me..it helps in purifying your dark evil aura or whatever that makes you cranky

if you curious, you could just slap any question straight into my face and i won't even flinch ..
but you need to ask yourself whether you're ready to take my jibberish andwer or you'll get freaked out..haha

So, this is the off-topic thread eh?
So, what is the topic we are discussing in here?

anything...

"anything" is still a topic ...how about "nothing"? ..
erk, I smell Mod is heading my way...gotta hide my freakin' A......

hahaha....freakin eh?so u got six sense or a nonsense...

but i got "something" but no "nothing" ..so how ? =p

you got the thing...

boy!...you all are weird..glad i'm still normal ...

the problem is the thing is missing and now i got nothing but i want to give something so how?=p




*we are terrorising!=p <--dont use it in essay "tau"

p/s:*we are gone wild =p

haha... dis is going no where...
why don't i start off a topic for all...

what wud u do if u have a week vacation...
wer u got lots of work and had to study too...
so, how ru gonna enjoy your holiday??

plzz answer dis in essay form, where no less den 50 words... hok3...

oh great..now you're forbidding us from terrorising your tau's essay?...


keyword: vacation, lots of work, had to study, how are you gonna enjoy
answer: (enjoy your study during your vacation...get back to work..) x 5 lines = 50 words