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post Feb 28 2007, 05:54 PM
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i found on other forum, thought share it with you guys since it cracked me up .... biggrin.gif LOL

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(had/limit)


(sudut)



(sudut 2)



hahahahaha.....


DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME, DEFINTELY NOT WHILE TAKING AN EXAM!! laugh.gif

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post Feb 28 2007, 06:03 PM
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hahaha. at first i dont understand your post.but now i understand after read it several times...heheh.
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post Feb 28 2007, 06:06 PM
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im not good at math but not this bad. .. XD

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post Feb 28 2007, 06:35 PM
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Hahaha goddd... i laughed for 5 minutes straight !!! And im still laughing typing this.

Snapped the post and have it on lcd wallboard here at my workplace and people laugh so hard gasping for air !! I think i just cramped my tummy. Hilarious !

Thanks a bunch Slvrchair laugh.gif
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post Feb 28 2007, 06:47 PM
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hahaha glad you like it....


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post Feb 28 2007, 11:12 PM
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QUOTE(Slvrchair @ Feb 28 2007, 06:55 PM) [snapback]431736[/snapback]
hahaha glad you like it....
p/s: laughter the best medicine



ill doing something like that if im really dunno how to do and sleep in class+some footnote blush.gif ..hahaha


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post Feb 28 2007, 11:13 PM
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Math is fun..?Huh I dont think so..but I'm laughing now!!. laugh.gif


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post Mar 1 2007, 12:16 AM
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that's some tips to provoke your lecturer tongue.gif


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You try it and you'll see what you get from your teacher..


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post Mar 1 2007, 10:13 AM
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QUOTE(Slvrchair @ Feb 28 2007, 06:02 PM) [snapback]431683[/snapback]
i found on other forum, thought share it with you guys since it cracked me up .... biggrin.gif LOL

(Kembangkan persamaan)


(had/limit)


(sudut)

(sudut 2)

hahahahaha.....
DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME, DEFINTELY NOT WHILE TAKING AN EXAM!! laugh.gif



hahahha..that Peter is a genius...
what a hilarious post!

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'very funny, Peter' <- his teacher too... tongue.gif


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post Mar 1 2007, 01:06 PM
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my friends email me this...hahahaha...just another joke ok guys remember that? dont provoke your teacher with this...hehe wink.gif







...again....hahahaha...what are they thinking?

p/s: i got 2 or 3 more pic but i rather not put it here..not suitable for children and youngsters. biggrin.gif


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post Mar 1 2007, 02:52 PM
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Hilarious!!Maybe you can pin up more...Love it!Love the jokes.


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lmao at the 3rd pic..


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hehe no offense ok?it just a joke...



hahahaha this guy i think just happen to get "dead-end" answer i guess



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post Mar 2 2007, 08:50 AM
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QUOTE(Slvrchair @ Mar 2 2007, 04:18 AM) [snapback]433035[/snapback]
hehe no offense ok?it just a joke...



hahahaha this guy i think just happen to get "dead-end" answer i guess

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yo, good joke,, but I disagree with the first one..
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it just a joke....and i know girl/woman isnt that evil you know hehehehe biggrin.gif perhaps u might wanna share some non-evil equation of a woman...perhaps more funny then this one...




p/s: god's creation far too beautiful........


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how about this? old joke but funny..

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Reforming the teaching system is a subject of constant controversy. A group
of high-level highly-qualified teachers studied this problem, and specially
a question that was worrying the large majority of future students (well...,
er... their parents): The evolution of a mathematical problem.
You can feel the problem through this comparison:


Teaching in the 60's:

A farmer sells a a bag of potatoes for $100. Production costs used 4/5
of the sales price. What was his profit?


Traditional teaching in the 70's:

A farmer sells a bag of potatoes for $100. Production costs used 4/5
of sales price, that is, $80. How much was his profit?


Modern teaching in the 70's:

A farmer exchanges a set "P" of potatoes for a set "M" of money. The
order of the set "M" is 100 and each element is worth $1. Make a draw
of 100 dots representing the elements of the set "M". The set "C" of the
production costs has 20 dots less than the set "M", so answer now the next
question: What is the order of the set "B" of profits? (draw its elements
in red).


New teaching system of the 80's:

A farmer sells a bag of potatoes for $100. Since the production costs
were $80, the profit was $20.
Now, underline the words "potatoes" and discuss it with your class
neighbour.


Reformed system of the 80's


A privileaged Kapitalist steels injustly $20 over a beg of patatous
analize the text and find out gramatik. ortografy and ponctuation erros and
say something about dis process of getting reach.


Computer Aided Instruction in the 90's:

A sells engineer of an agriculture facility consults the Agro-BBS
which he accesses through a PS/2 running OS/2 (50Mb hard disk, 4Mb 80 ns RAM,
25 MHz 80386) to find out the current day's price of potatoes. He introduces
the value in his spreadsheet program, analyses linear regression tendencies
in his FARMMANAGER expert system, and after seeing the results in his new
VGA-compatible multisync monitor, and saving the results in the disk (not
forgeting to backup it) he outputs the result to a color laser printer (using
Post Script).
Make a drawing with your mouse of the 3-D integrated contour of a bag
of potatoes. Next, log in the Agro-BBS and follow the instructions of the
menu. blink.gif


Teaching in 2000's

What's a farmer?



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QUOTE(Slvrchair @ Mar 2 2007, 12:15 PM) [snapback]433236[/snapback]
it just a joke....and i know girl/woman isnt that evil you know hehehehe biggrin.gif perhaps u might wanna share some non-evil equation of a woman...perhaps more funny then this one...
p/s: god's creation far too beautiful........


just want to share this one


ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employe e = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW YOU CAN HANDLE

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post Mar 28 2007, 01:49 AM
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laugh.gif hahaha Cik Wawa that is pretty good collection you have there....nice one

p/s: keep posting your favourite medicine.... (still smiling haha)


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HOHOHO


QUOTE(FUNDman @ Apr 2 2007, 05:53 PM) [snapback]461415[/snapback]
HOHOHO



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Calculus, and Algebra is fun


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