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Math Is Fun, just another joke 2 |
Feb 28 2007, 05:54 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 304 Penyertaan: 5-October 05 Dari: Mutiara Damansara, PJ Ahli ke- 11,013 |
i found on other forum, thought share it with you guys since it cracked me up ....
(Kembangkan persamaan) ![]() (had/limit) ![]() (sudut) ![]() (sudut 2) ![]() hahahahaha..... DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME, DEFINTELY NOT WHILE TAKING AN EXAM!! Kiriman ini telah diubahsuai oleh Slvrchair: Feb 28 2007, 06:03 PM -------------------- it's me: slvrchair[at]multive.com.my
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Feb 28 2007, 06:03 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 113 Penyertaan: 7-October 06 Dari: JOHOR INDAH PERMAI Ahli ke- 20,597 |
hahaha. at first i dont understand your post.but now i understand after read it several times...heheh.
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Feb 28 2007, 06:06 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli Sangat Rajin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 3,945 Penyertaan: 19-November 04 Dari: teka la sampai dapat!!! Ahli ke- 3,979 |
im not good at math but not this bad. .. XD
Kiriman ini telah diubahsuai oleh hampeh: Feb 28 2007, 06:06 PM -------------------- Selamat Hari Raya Maaf Zahir Batin
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Feb 28 2007, 06:35 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 135 Penyertaan: 17-December 04 Ahli ke- 4,531 |
Hahaha goddd... i laughed for 5 minutes straight !!! And im still laughing typing this.
Snapped the post and have it on lcd wallboard here at my workplace and people laugh so hard gasping for air !! I think i just cramped my tummy. Hilarious ! Thanks a bunch Slvrchair |
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Feb 28 2007, 06:47 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 304 Penyertaan: 5-October 05 Dari: Mutiara Damansara, PJ Ahli ke- 11,013 |
hahaha glad you like it....
p/s: laughter the best medicine -------------------- it's me: slvrchair[at]multive.com.my
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Feb 28 2007, 11:12 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli Rajin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 509 Penyertaan: 24-January 06 Dari: SAUDI ARABIA, KL Ahli ke- 13,991 |
QUOTE(Slvrchair @ Feb 28 2007, 06:55 PM) [snapback]431736[/snapback] hahaha glad you like it.... p/s: laughter the best medicine ill doing something like that if im really dunno how to do and sleep in class+some footnote -------------------- Sabda Nabi saw:
"Ku tinggalkan untuk mu 2 perkara (pusaka), tak lah kamu akan tersesat selama-lamanya, selama kamu masih berpegang kepada keduanya, iaitu Kitabullah (Al Quran) dan Sunnah Rasul-Nya" |
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Feb 28 2007, 11:13 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli Amat Rajin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 5,902 Penyertaan: 2-November 04 Dari: JB / MERSING JOHORE. Ahli ke- 3,720 |
Math is fun..?Huh I dont think so..but I'm laughing now!!.
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Mar 1 2007, 12:16 AM
Kiriman
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Ahli Rajin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 641 Penyertaan: 30-November 04 Dari: TTDI Ahli ke- 4,174 |
that's some tips to provoke your lecturer
-------------------- call me aus
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Mar 1 2007, 10:00 AM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 375 Penyertaan: 13-February 07 Dari: Red Castle Thr3e-6-zEr0... Ahli ke- 24,428 |
You try it and you'll see what you get from your teacher..
-------------------- Siapa kiri,siapa kanan..Apa depan,apa belakang..Mana atas mana bawah..Mana buah mana tangkainya..
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Mar 1 2007, 10:13 AM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 236 Penyertaan: 25-February 07 Dari: the cupboard under the stairs Ahli ke- 25,149 |
QUOTE(Slvrchair @ Feb 28 2007, 06:02 PM) [snapback]431683[/snapback] i found on other forum, thought share it with you guys since it cracked me up .... (Kembangkan persamaan) ![]() (had/limit) ![]() (sudut) ![]() (sudut 2) ![]() hahahahaha..... DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME, DEFINTELY NOT WHILE TAKING AN EXAM!! hahahha..that Peter is a genius... what a hilarious post! -------------------- She blamed me for talking with an accent , for strumming up and down my acoustic strings and popping some pop corns in front of a new TV show... I don't get to watch O anymore though!
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Mar 1 2007, 11:06 AM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 496 Penyertaan: 15-August 04 Dari: kerteh <-> PSSB <-> 275kV switchyard Ahli ke- 1,827 |
'very funny, Peter' <- his teacher too...
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Mar 1 2007, 01:06 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 304 Penyertaan: 5-October 05 Dari: Mutiara Damansara, PJ Ahli ke- 11,013 |
my friends email me this...hahahaha...just another joke ok guys remember that? dont provoke your teacher with this...hehe
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ...again....hahahaha...what are they thinking? p/s: i got 2 or 3 more pic but i rather not put it here..not suitable for children and youngsters. -------------------- it's me: slvrchair[at]multive.com.my
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Mar 1 2007, 02:52 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 375 Penyertaan: 13-February 07 Dari: Red Castle Thr3e-6-zEr0... Ahli ke- 24,428 |
Hilarious!!Maybe you can pin up more...Love it!Love the jokes.
-------------------- Siapa kiri,siapa kanan..Apa depan,apa belakang..Mana atas mana bawah..Mana buah mana tangkainya..
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Mar 1 2007, 06:05 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli Sangat Rajin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 3,718 Penyertaan: 9-April 05 Dari: Newcastle United Ahli ke- 7,271 |
lmao at the 3rd pic..
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Mar 2 2007, 04:10 AM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 304 Penyertaan: 5-October 05 Dari: Mutiara Damansara, PJ Ahli ke- 11,013 |
hehe no offense ok?it just a joke...
![]() hahahaha this guy i think just happen to get "dead-end" answer i guess ![]() -------------------- it's me: slvrchair[at]multive.com.my
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Mar 2 2007, 08:50 AM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 236 Penyertaan: 25-February 07 Dari: the cupboard under the stairs Ahli ke- 25,149 |
QUOTE(Slvrchair @ Mar 2 2007, 04:18 AM) [snapback]433035[/snapback] hehe no offense ok?it just a joke... ![]() hahahaha this guy i think just happen to get "dead-end" answer i guess ![]() yo, good joke,, but I disagree with the first one.. hahaha -------------------- She blamed me for talking with an accent , for strumming up and down my acoustic strings and popping some pop corns in front of a new TV show... I don't get to watch O anymore though!
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Mar 2 2007, 12:07 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 304 Penyertaan: 5-October 05 Dari: Mutiara Damansara, PJ Ahli ke- 11,013 |
it just a joke....and i know girl/woman isnt that evil you know hehehehe
p/s: god's creation far too beautiful........ -------------------- it's me: slvrchair[at]multive.com.my
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Mar 6 2007, 04:46 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli Rajin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 1,749 Penyertaan: 19-July 05 Dari: Recycle Bin Ahli ke- 9,134 |
how about this? old joke but funny..
QUOTE Reforming the teaching system is a subject of constant controversy. A group of high-level highly-qualified teachers studied this problem, and specially a question that was worrying the large majority of future students (well..., er... their parents): The evolution of a mathematical problem. You can feel the problem through this comparison: Teaching in the 60's: A farmer sells a a bag of potatoes for $100. Production costs used 4/5 of the sales price. What was his profit? Traditional teaching in the 70's: A farmer sells a bag of potatoes for $100. Production costs used 4/5 of sales price, that is, $80. How much was his profit? Modern teaching in the 70's: A farmer exchanges a set "P" of potatoes for a set "M" of money. The order of the set "M" is 100 and each element is worth $1. Make a draw of 100 dots representing the elements of the set "M". The set "C" of the production costs has 20 dots less than the set "M", so answer now the next question: What is the order of the set "B" of profits? (draw its elements in red). New teaching system of the 80's: A farmer sells a bag of potatoes for $100. Since the production costs were $80, the profit was $20. Now, underline the words "potatoes" and discuss it with your class neighbour. Reformed system of the 80's A privileaged Kapitalist steels injustly $20 over a beg of patatous analize the text and find out gramatik. ortografy and ponctuation erros and say something about dis process of getting reach. Computer Aided Instruction in the 90's: A sells engineer of an agriculture facility consults the Agro-BBS which he accesses through a PS/2 running OS/2 (50Mb hard disk, 4Mb 80 ns RAM, 25 MHz 80386) to find out the current day's price of potatoes. He introduces the value in his spreadsheet program, analyses linear regression tendencies in his FARMMANAGER expert system, and after seeing the results in his new VGA-compatible multisync monitor, and saving the results in the disk (not forgeting to backup it) he outputs the result to a color laser printer (using Post Script). Make a drawing with your mouse of the 3-D integrated contour of a bag of potatoes. Next, log in the Agro-BBS and follow the instructions of the menu. Teaching in 2000's What's a farmer? -------------------- <0nt3n_<1tr1c
Teacher are directed to instruct their pupils.. and to awaken in them of sense of their responsibility toward the community of the nation - Nazi Minister Of Education |
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Mar 27 2007, 03:50 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli Rajin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 1,128 Penyertaan: 3-February 07 Dari: pontian - jb - chemomoi Ahli ke- 23,854 |
QUOTE(Slvrchair @ Mar 2 2007, 12:15 PM) [snapback]433236[/snapback] it just a joke....and i know girl/woman isnt that evil you know hehehehe p/s: god's creation far too beautiful........ just want to share this one ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employe e = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ______________________________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW YOU CAN HANDLE -------------------- ~~ I wish...I could turn back the time ~~
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Mar 28 2007, 01:49 AM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 304 Penyertaan: 5-October 05 Dari: Mutiara Damansara, PJ Ahli ke- 11,013 |
p/s: keep posting your favourite medicine.... (still smiling haha) -------------------- it's me: slvrchair[at]multive.com.my
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Apr 2 2007, 05:47 PM
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Ahli Baru Grup: Learning Kiriman: 10 Penyertaan: 18-March 07 Ahli ke- 26,575 |
HOHOHO
QUOTE(FUNDman @ Apr 2 2007, 05:53 PM) [snapback]461415[/snapback] HOHOHO HMMM -------------------- SELL E-GOLD
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Jun 4 2007, 09:49 AM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 485 Penyertaan: 5-December 06 Dari: http://www.Putera.com Ahli ke- 21,611 |
Calculus, and Algebra is fun
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