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Nov 19 2007, 09:28 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() Grup: Learning Kiriman: 22 Penyertaan: 3-August 07 Ahli ke- 33,679 |
Mental Test
> Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of > the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we > keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it, > you will lose it" also applies to the brain, > so....... > > Below is a very private way to gage your loss or > non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test > presented here and determine if you are losing it or > are still a MENSA candidate. > > OK, relax, clear your mind and....... begin. > > 1. What do you put in a toaster? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up > now and go do something else. Try not to hurt > yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2. > > > > > 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do > cows drink? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please > do not attempt the next question. Your brain is > obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may > be that you need to content yourself with reading > something more appropriate such as "Children's World". > If you said, "water" then proceed to question three. > > > > 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue > house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is > made from pink bricks and a black house is made from > black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said > "green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here > reading these questions????? If you said > "glass", then go on to question four. > > > > 4. Twenty years ago, a plane is ; flying at 20,000 feet > over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time > was politically divided into West Germany and East > Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines > fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining > engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing > procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he > has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of > "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. > Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or > West Germany or in "no man's land"? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you > said ANYTHING else, you are a real idiot and you must > NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your > efforts would not be appreciated. ...... If you said, > "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next > question. > > > > > 5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a > degree every minute then how many degrees will the > hour hand move in one hour? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or > anything other than "one degree", you are to be > congratulated on getting this far, but you are > obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and > exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final > question. > > > > > 6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus > from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 > people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off > the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people > get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off > and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off > and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get > off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford > Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, you dummy. > Read the first line!!! -------------------- ++Each time you try gonna get just a little bit better
Each step you climb is one more step up the ladder++ |
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Nov 21 2007, 04:37 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli Rajin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 1,224 Penyertaan: 10-January 07 Dari: Terengganu Ahli ke- 22,691 |
lol, nice one
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Nov 21 2007, 05:14 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli Baru Grup: Learning Kiriman: 9 Penyertaan: 19-November 07 Ahli ke- 38,563 |
i think i'm very idiot .i answer milk for question 2.i was influenced by the statement before the question.obviously i cannot be the mensa candidate
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Nov 21 2007, 10:01 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 267 Penyertaan: 11-February 07 Dari: jaybee, johor Ahli ke- 24,279 |
yes2..i answered milk to for question 2..haha..
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Nov 21 2007, 11:38 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli Sangat Rajin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 2,823 Penyertaan: 23-August 04 Dari: n71 - p222 Ahli ke- 2,030 |
argh..
i stucked at question number 3 -------------------- great leader are defined by difficult decision they made :)
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Nov 24 2007, 04:16 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli Rajin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 1,802 Penyertaan: 17-July 07 Dari: Taman Universiti,Skudai Ahli ke- 32,856 |
ahahaa....try this.
1)if you have two candles.a tallow and beeswax.you ignite this two candles simultaneously. then,which candle burns longer? 2)there re six eggs in the basket.six people each take one egg.how can be it one egg left in the basket? 3)0 ------------ M.D. Ph.D. 4)Ground --------------- Feet feet feet feet feet feet 5)Which side of a cat contains the most hair? 6)Divide 40 by half and add ten. What is the answer? 7)To the nearest cubic centimetre, how much soil is there in a 3m x 2m x 2m hole 8)Why can't a man living in Canterbury be buried west of the River Stour? dont look at the answer before you should aaa..... swear aaa.... so,try to answer that... beeswax,and tallow.which will burns longer? where did the one egg come from? ??what is that?? ??wtf!!?? which side.... 30? how much? why???? the answer is... 1)no candle burns longer.all candle will burns shorter. 2)the last people takes the basket together with egg on it. 3)Two degrees below zero 4)Six feet underground 5)the outside 6)90. Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by 2. 7)None - it's a hole! 8)Because he is still alive. Kiriman ini telah diubahsuai oleh razi_90@IBM thinkcentre: Nov 24 2007, 04:34 PM |
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Nov 29 2007, 01:25 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 425 Penyertaan: 9-October 07 Dari: Desa Pandan, KL Ahli ke- 36,948 |
no fun la u play paste paste
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Nov 29 2007, 02:52 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli Rajin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 1,802 Penyertaan: 17-July 07 Dari: Taman Universiti,Skudai Ahli ke- 32,856 |
ahahaa..its just mental test.dont bother where it come from la...
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Mar 19 2008, 01:18 AM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 50 Penyertaan: 21-March 06 Ahli ke- 15,548 |
Mental Test Spoiler :
stuck at question 2. but verry funny though. everyone should try this. LOL Kiriman ini telah diubahsuai oleh lekiu05: Mar 19 2008, 01:47 AM -------------------- Who are you now? Are you still the same
Or did you change somehow? What do you do? At this very moment When I think of you |
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Apr 18 2008, 05:46 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 67 Penyertaan: 16-April 08 Ahli ke- 46,164 |
stuck in no 4...really unfocused!
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Jun 18 2008, 12:53 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 80 Penyertaan: 29-January 08 Dari: Johor Da Best Ahli ke- 41,966 |
hahaha...i'm stuck on question 3...
tricky ques.. |
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Jun 19 2008, 02:59 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli Rajin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 2,057 Penyertaan: 24-April 04 Dari: Bandar Baru Bangi Ahli ke- 317 |
damn i passed all the question.. is there any more?
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Jun 19 2008, 04:02 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 365 Penyertaan: 2-July 07 Dari: ohio state university-columbus, sierramas-sg. blh Ahli ke- 32,337 |
darn! plz post another question plzz!!
haha. aaaa..u pissing me off arghhh!! better take a nap 4 now -------------------- ::wanderman::
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Jun 19 2008, 07:33 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli Amat Rajin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 6,918 Penyertaan: 15-May 04 Dari: ~Shah Alam Satellite City~ Ahli ke- 597 |
hahaha looks like i am an idiotic person..
need more brain test like this... -------------------- ~::c2d e6400=biostar tforce 965pt=kingston 1gbx2=geforce 8800gts 320mb=acbel polytech 500w=TT big typhoon VX=seagate 160gb=17" samsung 740N=Altec Lansing VS-4121::~
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Jun 19 2008, 08:00 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 365 Penyertaan: 2-July 07 Dari: ohio state university-columbus, sierramas-sg. blh Ahli ke- 32,337 |
QUOTE hahaha looks like i am an idiotic person.. rolleyes.gif need more brain test like this... need more? find the bookz that u really need such s readers digest.hehe..ha! borders!!!! -------------------- ::wanderman::
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Jun 20 2008, 12:28 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli Rajin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 792 Penyertaan: 19-January 07 Dari: kl, selangor, melaka... di sini segala bermula.... Ahli ke- 23,042 |
QUOTE need more? find the bookz that u really need such s readers digest.hehe..ha! borders!!!! last time, my father subcribe ridest digest for a year or two... And they posted so many adds, contest, etc... he tried his luck in a contest, but they asked to buy books, cds in order to continue to the next round... so, he get so tired of it... and unsubcribe it.... borders? hm... i prefer "lepak"king at kinokuniya... -------------------- [center]..............................
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Semalam, 06:28 PM
Kiriman
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Ahli Rajin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 975 Penyertaan: 3-February 07 Dari: pontian - jb - chemomoi Ahli ke- 23,854 |
i stucked on question 5...
but i still go on to question 6...huhu...and i got it right |
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Hari Ini, 01:38 AM
Kiriman
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Ahli ![]() ![]() ![]() Grup: Members Kiriman: 259 Penyertaan: 5-April 07 Ahli ke- 27,844 |
ha ha ha ha...wonderful questions...especially the last one..
p/s: iye iye je aku mengira... |
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